1 00:00:08.560 --> 00:00:10.280 Stella! 2 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:17.520 -Wait. -What? 3 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:23.640 Yes! 4 00:00:28.680 --> 00:00:33.520 BREAD, BREAD, BREAD 5 00:00:33.680 --> 00:00:35.240 Hello. 6 00:00:35.400 --> 00:00:39.560 Welcome to our special little show. 7 00:00:39.720 --> 00:00:45.840 It is the seventieth episode by "Taskmaster". 8 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:48.400 Imagine that. 9 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:53.200 And with us in this great moment are our fantastic participants. 10 00:00:53.360 --> 00:00:59.200 David Baddiel, Ed Gamble, Jo Brand– 11 00:00:59.360 --> 00:01:03.520 -not Katy Wix and Rose Matafeo. 12 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:08.280 And now the man who answers the question: 13 00:01:08.440 --> 00:01:12.160 "What do you get if you throw fox hair on a meat cylinder?" 14 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:16.400 It's little Alex Horne. 15 00:01:17.520 --> 00:01:19.240 Thank you. 16 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:22.960 -Are you feeling well? -Yes. Was that all? 17 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:25.320 But not everyone is well, right? 18 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:29.080 Last week Katy Wix was not here when she was ill. 19 00:01:29.240 --> 00:01:32.440 She is better now, but didn't want to come– 20 00:01:32.600 --> 00:01:35.960 - so she sent a representative. 21 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:39.080 She has been in the series before. 22 00:01:39.240 --> 00:01:43.720 A champion from season two. It's Katherine Ryan! 23 00:01:46.880 --> 00:01:50.440 Welcome. Do you have any tactics for tonight? 24 00:01:50.600 --> 00:01:56.480 Yes, I have spoken to Katy and her has taken possession of my body. 25 00:01:56.640 --> 00:02:00.160 I am a modern day Robert Kardashian. 26 00:02:00.320 --> 00:02:03.400 I'm going to vomit blood for Katy's sake. 27 00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:06.920 The man who got O.J. Simpson freed. Perfect. 28 00:02:07.080 --> 00:02:10.800 -What kind of price category do we have? -Great stuff, Greg. 29 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:15.640 They have brought with them something like a man would very much like to find a field. 30 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:21.560 What would Katy Wix preferably want to find a field? 31 00:02:21.720 --> 00:02:24.360 Katy has visited many fields in their life. 32 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:30.000 I've been lost in fields and that only thing i wanted to find was coverage. 33 00:02:30.160 --> 00:02:32.040 And she took that with her. 34 00:02:34.640 --> 00:02:39.040 It could be something urgent. If you have coverage, you have everything. 35 00:02:39.200 --> 00:02:43.360 - You also need a mobile phone. - Young people usually have a mobile phone. 36 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:45.400 Well, have they? 37 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:49.600 Don't destroy modern technology today's youth? 38 00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:51.920 I gave Alex a cell phone– 39 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:55.600 -and he downloaded 600 images on muscular women. 40 00:02:55.760 --> 00:02:57.320 Strong women. 41 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:01.240 It was a package price. 42 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:04.680 -Rose. -Hello. 43 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:06.720 What do you want to find? 44 00:03:06.880 --> 00:03:11.280 What I would most like to find in a field is a cryptex. 45 00:03:11.440 --> 00:03:14.880 I don't know what you are talking about. 46 00:03:15.040 --> 00:03:20.400 To open a cryptex do you need a special code. 47 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:26.640 The most depressing thing about me buying this one as a single woman– 48 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:32.080 – is that they are usually bought for engagements and courtships. 49 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:36.720 So the recovery code is "I love you". 50 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:39.800 And... 51 00:03:41.200 --> 00:03:45.880 Imagine finding one like that in a field. "My God, now the adventure begins." 52 00:03:48.080 --> 00:03:51.000 -Are you feeling well? - I feel fine. 53 00:03:51.160 --> 00:03:53.840 Where's your sense of adventure, Greg? 54 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:59.040 I'm just too old, but me understand your joy about the cryptex. 55 00:03:59.200 --> 00:04:04.120 - It's from "The Da Vinci Code". - Yes, from 2003. 56 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:06.920 What do you want to find, David? 57 00:04:07.080 --> 00:04:10.080 Most of all, I want to find this. 58 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:13.600 THE WAY OUT OF THE FIELD 59 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:18.720 Do you know why? Because I hate fields. 60 00:04:18.880 --> 00:04:22.000 I don't like being in the country. 61 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:27.000 They have strange hieroglyphs on them gates like a yellow cob of corn. 62 00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:30.280 And if you know the rural code– 63 00:04:30.440 --> 00:04:34.200 -do you understand that it is the way to Little Piddlebury. 64 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:37.840 If you don't know the code, are you still two days later– 65 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:40.200 – naked and screaming in the field. 66 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:43.040 I have been waiting for this for a long time. 67 00:04:43.200 --> 00:04:46.640 We expose the arrogance which characterizes the vagrants. 68 00:04:46.800 --> 00:04:48.960 Exactly. 69 00:04:49.120 --> 00:04:51.920 - I like it. -Okay. 70 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:56.480 I like simple things. "The way out of the field." 71 00:04:56.640 --> 00:04:58.720 -Hello, boy washer. -Hello. 72 00:04:58.880 --> 00:05:03.600 -What do you want to find in a field? -A dead body. 73 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:08.840 - Here it is. -Best price. 74 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:12.720 But then you realize that it is a mannequin. 75 00:05:12.880 --> 00:05:16.200 And inside the chest lies a lot of small eggs. 76 00:05:20.960 --> 00:05:23.400 It's just a matter of digging in. 77 00:05:24.400 --> 00:05:27.360 -You wouldn't hesitate for a second. -No. 78 00:05:27.520 --> 00:05:30.840 I wouldn't wonder who laid the eggs there– 79 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:33.280 -but start to tease me about everything. 80 00:05:33.440 --> 00:05:38.960 Then I take out my cryptex and finds Dan Brown's special church. 81 00:05:40.640 --> 00:05:41.960 -Yes? -Yes? 82 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:47.320 -Can you hit a doll with eggs? -Probably not. 83 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:50.960 What I want to find, have I found a field– 84 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:57.640 -when I was in Glastonbury and that was a shopping trolley with a built-in chair. 85 00:05:57.800 --> 00:05:59.600 Now you speak my language. 86 00:05:59.760 --> 00:06:04.000 It looks like an ordinary cart, but isn't. 87 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:08.160 - How good. - It is so good. 88 00:06:08.320 --> 00:06:11.680 It would be even better if it was full of mini eggs. 89 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:15.240 Or groceries. 90 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:18.920 -Are you ready to judge? -Yes. 91 00:06:19.080 --> 00:06:22.600 -What was the best? - I don't like modern technology. 92 00:06:22.760 --> 00:06:26.120 So I give poor absent Katy one point. 93 00:06:26.280 --> 00:06:30.640 -Poor Katy gets a point. -You get two points, Rose. 94 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:34.640 -Two points to Rose. -Two points to lovely Rose. 95 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:37.000 I give three points to David– 96 00:06:37.160 --> 00:06:41.440 - because I would like help to find out from a field. 97 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:46.280 -Then it's between Ed and Jo. - Yes, I like both things. 98 00:06:46.440 --> 00:06:50.400 I like to rest and eating chocolate eggs– 99 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:54.640 -from a mannequin's belly, but which do i like the most? 100 00:06:54.800 --> 00:06:58.120 Well, I like yummy chocolate. 101 00:06:58.280 --> 00:07:02.400 Four points to Jo Brand and five points to the madman. 102 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:07.760 Then I'm ready for the first task. 103 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:11.600 How good. This one deals about physique. 104 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:26.680 - Hi, Rose. - Hello, Alex. 105 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:36.760 - Should it be here? -Are you looking for the task? 106 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:41.520 -Where should I go? - You are in the right place. 107 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:43.640 You must open... 108 00:07:52.760 --> 00:07:54.760 Lovely. 109 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:02.400 What fun. 110 00:08:09.400 --> 00:08:12.520 “Get a body part to seem abnormally long." 111 00:08:12.680 --> 00:08:16.200 “Most realistic and abnormal long body part wins." 112 00:08:16.360 --> 00:08:22.800 “You have 20 minutes and your time begins now." 113 00:08:25.200 --> 00:08:29.160 I'm just going to say my dick and then move on. 114 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:37.400 Everything went as expected. 115 00:08:37.560 --> 00:08:42.240 Ed and Rose were tagged, and David mentioned his penis. 116 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:47.160 We start with Jo Brand which should make a body part longer. 117 00:09:14.840 --> 00:09:17.520 Neat. 118 00:09:17.680 --> 00:09:21.200 -What a nice unibrow. -Thanks. 119 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:27.320 You had a massively long eyebrow that grew out of an eye– 120 00:09:27.480 --> 00:09:31.000 – through the garden and then stuck in your head. 121 00:09:31.160 --> 00:09:33.040 Incredible, huh? 122 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:40.440 - I couldn't believe it either. -Five points. 123 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:42.720 It was undeniably the longest. 124 00:09:42.880 --> 00:09:45.840 It was 95.5 meters long. 125 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:50.480 The old record for longest human hair was 5.6 meters. 126 00:09:50.640 --> 00:09:55.520 It must have been some clown which did not measure up. 127 00:09:55.680 --> 00:09:58.800 -Who's turn is it? - Did he ball out or not? 128 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:02.880 Now comes David Baddiel. 129 00:10:06.720 --> 00:10:08.880 - Hello, Alex. - Hi, David. 130 00:10:09.040 --> 00:10:13.400 - I like your shadow. - Thank you, I have an extended forehead. 131 00:10:13.560 --> 00:10:17.600 - Yes, it is quite long. - It feels quite long. 132 00:10:17.760 --> 00:10:20.480 It is long, but not so straight. 133 00:10:20.640 --> 00:10:24.760 - Is it straight now? - It sways quite a lot. 134 00:10:24.920 --> 00:10:27.160 I'm going to go in here. 135 00:10:27.320 --> 00:10:29.720 -Okay, see you later. - See you. 136 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:36.880 - Shall I open the door for you? - I can open the door myself. 137 00:10:41.160 --> 00:10:43.000 See you, David. 138 00:10:56.680 --> 00:11:01.640 You thought of a dick, you did a cock and put it on your head. 139 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:08.760 - That sucked, David. - The wig was a dog's balls. 140 00:11:08.920 --> 00:11:11.760 And you said, “I am a man who do things." 141 00:11:13.760 --> 00:11:15.280 -Did I? -Yes. 142 00:11:16.680 --> 00:11:18.600 What an inscription. 143 00:11:20.880 --> 00:11:23.680 Oh, no. It's time for advertising. Bye then. 144 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:39.440 Hello there. Hurry up. 145 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:43.160 - We have a lot left. - Yes, hurry! 146 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:48.640 Before the break, we didn't see Rose try make a body part abnormally long– 147 00:11:48.800 --> 00:11:53.040 -so let's see Rose Matafeo make a body part abnormally long. 148 00:11:55.320 --> 00:11:57.840 - Hello, Alex. - Hi, Rose. 149 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.480 -How is the situation? -Good. 150 00:12:01.640 --> 00:12:05.000 - Why are you sitting there? -How then? 151 00:12:05.160 --> 00:12:09.600 -Your legs are sticking out the window. - It's convenient. 152 00:12:09.760 --> 00:12:14.480 -Your right foot is moving. -Which leg moves? 153 00:12:14.640 --> 00:12:17.200 -Your right leg. - I knew that. 154 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:19.680 Why doesn't the left foot move? 155 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:22.280 -Who knows? -Your right hand then? 156 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:26.760 How is it relevant for what I'm doing now? 157 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:31.920 - I have to go in now. -Okay, turn on the tea water. 158 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:35.280 - Do you want to come in? - Not a chance, Frans. 159 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:39.480 -Hello, Rose. -Hello then. 160 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:46.360 Can you believe I'm single? 161 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:51.520 This is how it is. We tall people– 162 00:12:51.680 --> 00:12:57.000 – likes to air the legs through the windows of caravans. 163 00:12:58.120 --> 00:13:02.120 Just take it easy and soften a bit. 164 00:13:02.280 --> 00:13:08.440 I don't know how long the legs were, but made a sketch of the length of the legs– 165 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:11.680 - and then they became two meters long. 166 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:19.960 If she balanced on one away, they could have been 2.20 meters. 167 00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:25.480 The longest they would have been three meters if she sat on the floor. 168 00:13:27.560 --> 00:13:33.000 -Which of them do you think was right? - I assume it is the third graphene. 169 00:13:33.160 --> 00:13:35.480 So three meters of leg. 170 00:13:35.640 --> 00:13:40.160 - Too long things are fun. - Yes, I know. 171 00:13:41.400 --> 00:13:45.400 Next long body part belongs to Ed Gamble. 172 00:13:45.560 --> 00:13:47.960 - Hello. -Hello. 173 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:51.640 - Are you ready? - I think so. 174 00:13:51.800 --> 00:13:56.840 -Do you want to guess which part it is? -No, thanks. 175 00:14:12.040 --> 00:14:15.120 Why was your leg like that, Ed? 176 00:14:15.280 --> 00:14:19.440 -You changed character, huh? - Yes, I was long-legged Lenny. 177 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:23.080 -Oh, L.L. -Yes. 178 00:14:23.240 --> 00:14:27.600 - He seemed at ease with himself. - Yes, he loves his leg. 179 00:14:27.760 --> 00:14:31.320 - He hung up his barrel. - He takes it everywhere. 180 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:35.480 He sat snuggling with his two knees. 181 00:14:35.640 --> 00:14:37.880 I liked it. 182 00:14:38.040 --> 00:14:42.960 I liked his face, the task and his jeans. Who's coming now? 183 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:48.480 Next comes a man in a helmet. It's Katy Wix. 184 00:15:24.800 --> 00:15:29.320 It was a very long tongue on your lost sister? 185 00:15:29.480 --> 00:15:30.880 My client. 186 00:15:32.560 --> 00:15:36.280 I like it because it looks nice on film. 187 00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:39.920 The secret was not immediately revealed– 188 00:15:40.080 --> 00:15:43.720 -without the tongue came as a realistic surprise. 189 00:15:43.880 --> 00:15:45.640 Did it? 190 00:15:45.800 --> 00:15:49.840 I feel a little cheated, because it wasn't realistic at all. 191 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:53.880 The tongue was square and hairy on the sides. 192 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:57.080 It was taste buds. 193 00:16:01.320 --> 00:16:04.320 It could lick and twist a lollipop. 194 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:10.440 - It stole the club right out of Alex's mouth. -How long was the tongue? 195 00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:14.840 Two giraffes, or a quarter of the Arc de Triomphe. 12 meters. 196 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:16.920 It was annoying. 197 00:16:18.760 --> 00:16:22.120 - I judge it based on the requirements. -Yes. 198 00:16:22.280 --> 00:16:26.840 The requirements were the longest and most realistic. 199 00:16:27.000 --> 00:16:30.200 Abnormally long and most realistic. 200 00:16:30.360 --> 00:16:33.160 A point is the easiest to distribute. 201 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:39.120 -One point to David Baddiel. - The top. 202 00:16:39.280 --> 00:16:41.960 Then we have a shared third place. 203 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:45.720 Even though he was my favorite character– 204 00:16:45.880 --> 00:16:51.680 -he gets to share a seat with Katy's square and hairy tongue. 205 00:16:51.840 --> 00:16:56.720 -They get three points each. - Because they were a little unrealistic. 206 00:16:56.880 --> 00:17:00.480 I give four points to Rose Matafeo– 207 00:17:00.640 --> 00:17:05.160 - only because it wasn't the same as long as Jo Brand's eyebrows. 208 00:17:05.320 --> 00:17:07.640 Jo Brand gets five points. 209 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:13.840 -Score! - It is interesting. 210 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:17.800 Katy/Katherine and David are last with four points each. 211 00:17:17.960 --> 00:17:22.320 At the top for the second episode in a row lies Jo Brand with nine points. 212 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:26.080 -What a champion. -Twofold. 213 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:27.920 What do we have next? 214 00:17:28.080 --> 00:17:32.400 Now it gets fruity, steep, pulled and pushy. 215 00:17:32.560 --> 00:17:34.080 - Hello. - Hi, David. 216 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:37.040 -How are you? -Good, thank you. And you? 217 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:41.320 – What a wonderful day, huh? -Yes. 218 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:43.520 - Very sunny. -Yes. 219 00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:45.200 - Is that all? -No. 220 00:17:45.360 --> 00:17:48.320 - I have something for you there. - I didn't see it. 221 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:51.080 - I thought we were making small talk. -No. 222 00:17:52.760 --> 00:17:54.520 Okay. 223 00:17:55.840 --> 00:17:58.240 - Hi, Rose. -Hello. 224 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:00.200 Hello Alex. 225 00:18:04.120 --> 00:18:05.760 Hi Ed. 226 00:18:07.360 --> 00:18:12.040 “Put a melon up the slide with breadsticks into the caravan." 227 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:14.480 "Only the breadsticks may be used." 228 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:19.120 “Bonus points for the user minimum number of breadsticks." 229 00:18:19.280 --> 00:18:23.600 –"You must not touch the slide." - There are the breadsticks. 230 00:18:23.760 --> 00:18:28.160 "Fastest wins. Your time starts now.” 231 00:18:28.320 --> 00:18:33.400 – Is this your kind of thing? - No, not even the slightest. 232 00:18:33.560 --> 00:18:37.760 I like making these tasks in side mode– 233 00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:42.480 -but now it's about putting a melon with breadsticks. 234 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:52.720 We'll probably have to keep an eye out that a certain rule is followed. 235 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:57.960 –"Only breadsticks are allowed to touch the melon." -Only breadsticks are allowed to touch the melon. 236 00:18:58.120 --> 00:19:02.800 And I will watch over you like a hawk. 237 00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:08.760 - Get started. -Rose Matafeo is first. 238 00:19:21.840 --> 00:19:26.880 - I underestimated the weight of the melon. -Yes, and how fragile the breadsticks are. 239 00:19:27.920 --> 00:19:29.520 Almost there. 240 00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:38.160 No! This is so cruel. 241 00:19:38.320 --> 00:19:41.600 Is it considered that I lifted the melon back? 242 00:19:41.760 --> 00:19:43.440 - Well... - Oh my God. 243 00:19:50.840 --> 00:19:56.200 -Are you trying to think of something clever? -Yes. 244 00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:03.800 This was really easy. Awesome. 245 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:05.920 Surely that's cool? 246 00:20:13.480 --> 00:20:18.480 The ending was quite spectacular. How could anyone be worse? 247 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:22.400 I hope the hawk have very heavy eyelids. 248 00:20:22.560 --> 00:20:24.400 The hawk sees everything. 249 00:20:24.560 --> 00:20:27.840 I have no excuse. I was lousy. 250 00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:31.680 I have failed my family and my country. 251 00:20:32.960 --> 00:20:35.840 Good night, New Zealand. Did it take a long time? 252 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:40.680 11 minutes and four seconds trying the same method. 253 00:20:42.800 --> 00:20:46.520 -No learning curve, huh? - I had a bad day. 254 00:20:46.680 --> 00:20:49.600 Time for advertising and the countdown begins. 255 00:20:49.760 --> 00:20:54.760 180, 179, 178, 177... 256 00:21:04.280 --> 00:21:08.160 ...four, three, two, one. 257 00:21:09.600 --> 00:21:13.360 Hello and welcome back to part three. 258 00:21:13.520 --> 00:21:16.200 Something pointless happened before the break? 259 00:21:16.360 --> 00:21:19.160 Yes, it's called "Taskmaster". 260 00:21:19.320 --> 00:21:22.800 The participants must put a melon with breadsticks. 261 00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:25.720 We have done 69.5 episodes already. 262 00:21:25.880 --> 00:21:30.560 Here come two happy amateurs. Katy and Jo. 263 00:21:31.600 --> 00:21:37.800 I want to attach breadsticks on my hands with superglue– 264 00:21:37.960 --> 00:21:42.160 - but that's not a good idea considering my future. 265 00:21:42.320 --> 00:21:45.840 Can I have silver tape? and rubber gloves, please? 266 00:21:46.000 --> 00:21:47.800 - Yes. - At the moment. 267 00:21:47.960 --> 00:21:51.280 - Here you have some glue. -Thanks. 268 00:21:55.880 --> 00:21:59.280 Holy shit, I still don't like it this jacket. 269 00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:01.800 Okay, I'll fix this. 270 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:20.080 Ta–da! 271 00:22:24.320 --> 00:22:29.720 - I have stopped the clock. - This is how breadsticks should be used. 272 00:22:32.360 --> 00:22:35.520 Okay, my hawk mind is going off a bit here. 273 00:22:35.680 --> 00:22:40.560 It was contact with other things than breadsticks in both experiments. 274 00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:43.240 - No, not at all. -Huh? 275 00:22:43.400 --> 00:22:45.920 - It was just breadsticks. -Not at all. 276 00:22:46.080 --> 00:22:49.200 There was glue underneath, but breadsticks on top. 277 00:22:49.360 --> 00:22:53.280 Then it was just bread, bread, bread. 278 00:22:54.840 --> 00:22:57.920 Bread, bread, bread, in! 279 00:22:59.640 --> 00:23:05.040 Was it bread, bread bread or was it bread, gloves, bread? 280 00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:09.600 It was mostly bread, bread, bread, but also some glue, glue, glue. 281 00:23:09.760 --> 00:23:13.360 -Nonsense, Alex. - He was there. 282 00:23:13.520 --> 00:23:16.880 - He confuses me with Katy. -Not at all. 283 00:23:17.040 --> 00:23:19.720 Which gloves? Show me the glove. 284 00:23:19.880 --> 00:23:26.480 Fits Katy's hand, maybe you have a leg to stand on. 285 00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:28.080 Bread and gloves. 286 00:23:31.360 --> 00:23:34.320 Last out is David Gambaddiel. 287 00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:41.280 I think obviously try with just a breadstick. 288 00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:43.960 Directly. 289 00:23:44.120 --> 00:23:46.160 I'm going to bet on two. 290 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:50.160 There will be problems. 291 00:23:50.320 --> 00:23:54.160 -Only breadsticks are allowed to touch the melon. -All the time? 292 00:23:54.320 --> 00:23:56.440 I'm stuck now. 293 00:23:56.600 --> 00:24:01.080 Now I just have to pick it up and lift it back. 294 00:24:04.840 --> 00:24:08.000 It's harder than I thought. 295 00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:26.240 Can I have more breadsticks? 296 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:32.840 This is just push–up–sticks, okay? 297 00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:35.200 Are those unused breadsticks? 298 00:24:35.360 --> 00:24:40.360 They were used to maneuver the melon in place. 299 00:24:40.520 --> 00:24:43.200 Put them together. I give up the bonus. 300 00:24:43.360 --> 00:24:44.920 This is better. 301 00:24:46.600 --> 00:24:50.720 -How are you going to get the melon up? - I don't know. 302 00:24:53.320 --> 00:24:56.080 I stop the clock. How many did you use? 303 00:24:56.240 --> 00:25:01.320 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 304 00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:03.960 14 and a half, sir. 305 00:25:04.120 --> 00:25:09.640 -Half a bread stick is a bread stick. -Does a half count as a whole? 306 00:25:09.800 --> 00:25:11.640 Write 15 breadsticks then. 307 00:25:11.800 --> 00:25:13.960 I have stopped eating carbohydrates. 308 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:23.760 Is it good now? 309 00:25:29.560 --> 00:25:32.320 Oh, captain, my captain. 310 00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:40.120 Did everyone make it into the caravan? I didn't get it up on the slide. 311 00:25:41.760 --> 00:25:44.720 - I saw it. -How is that possible? 312 00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:49.320 This series really has changed my view of you. 313 00:25:51.480 --> 00:25:53.800 You got a little irritated, Ed. 314 00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:58.600 I wanted to differentiate on the breadsticks which was used for maneuvering– 315 00:25:58.760 --> 00:26:04.000 -and those who pushed the melon up. Then 14.5 sticks is not 15 sticks. 316 00:26:04.160 --> 00:26:08.320 -What is the half stick then? - Half a stick of bread. 317 00:26:08.480 --> 00:26:12.680 The mighty hawk of justice sometimes have to act quickly. 318 00:26:12.840 --> 00:26:14.560 And here is my verdict. 319 00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:18.320 I believe that only one person– 320 00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:23.080 -reserved exclusively for bread and melon contact. 321 00:26:23.240 --> 00:26:28.000 That person gets five points and everyone else gets no points at all. 322 00:26:31.600 --> 00:26:34.040 Five points to Ed Gamble. 323 00:26:35.800 --> 00:26:40.440 And a bonus point for Katy/Katherine for their six breadsticks. 324 00:26:40.600 --> 00:26:42.600 The hawk has spoken! 325 00:26:42.760 --> 00:26:44.400 Next task. 326 00:26:44.560 --> 00:26:48.720 Now given a chance for musical narcissism. 327 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:09.560 Hello. 328 00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:13.120 -Don't hit your head. -Late. 329 00:27:13.280 --> 00:27:15.240 Hi Rose. 330 00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:20.920 Thank you. 331 00:27:22.320 --> 00:27:24.560 "Sing yourself a serenade." 332 00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:27.720 "You have 20 minutes." 333 00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:32.360 –"Most sensational... –…self–serenaded wins.” 334 00:27:32.520 --> 00:27:34.480 "Your time begins now." 335 00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:39.360 No one has sung a serenade for me before. 336 00:27:39.520 --> 00:27:41.520 - Have you sung yourself? -Never. 337 00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:43.920 Two debuts, then. 338 00:27:44.080 --> 00:27:46.000 -Do you have a harp? -Harp? 339 00:27:46.160 --> 00:27:47.600 Yes. 340 00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:54.040 -Finished. - Are you ready? 341 00:27:55.280 --> 00:27:58.080 -How fast. - I don't overthink things. 342 00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:03.000 Plus I have four lists with texts that I have written. 343 00:28:03.160 --> 00:28:06.640 - Yes, you said it. - I didn't overthink it then either. 344 00:28:09.080 --> 00:28:12.520 So I'm going to write a serenade now? 345 00:28:12.680 --> 00:28:14.600 My God. 346 00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:21.920 Katy asked for a harp, but we can don't ask if she can play the harp. 347 00:28:22.080 --> 00:28:25.560 - She can't play the harp. - Then we start. 348 00:28:25.720 --> 00:28:31.760 We'll start with the most unlikely the rapper of them all, Jo Brand. 349 00:28:35.560 --> 00:28:38.280 Yes Brand You are a jackpot 350 00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:41.280 You are polite and your hair smells good 351 00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:43.680 I am beautiful. 352 00:28:43.840 --> 00:28:47.080 You always send cards to your mother on Mother's Day 353 00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:49.720 With you, it's always full steam ahead 354 00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:51.880 I'm a jibber. 355 00:28:52.040 --> 00:28:54.440 You are old and fat Still late? 356 00:28:54.600 --> 00:28:57.480 The tortoise beat the hare over and over again 357 00:28:57.640 --> 00:28:59.720 I'm snyrro. 358 00:28:59.880 --> 00:29:02.640 You are smarter than your mobile 359 00:29:02.800 --> 00:29:05.320 And you are always stable 360 00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:06.840 I'm so-and-so. 361 00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:10.840 Well done, Jo You are so deep 362 00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:13.600 Where is the cash? We need a sup 363 00:29:13.760 --> 00:29:16.640 I'm pissed off. 364 00:29:22.800 --> 00:29:24.200 I'm a jibber. 365 00:29:24.360 --> 00:29:26.160 Yes, you claim that. 366 00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:32.480 - Is it youth slang? - My daughter said I was beautiful. 367 00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:35.320 I replied, "Not until menopause." 368 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:39.600 There she got so that she was silent. 369 00:29:42.600 --> 00:29:46.240 She's the only one talking youth slang with me. 370 00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:51.680 -What is a jibber? -A kind of teenage boy... 371 00:29:51.840 --> 00:29:57.360 ...who hangs out with other dudes and likes to get into trouble. 372 00:29:57.520 --> 00:30:01.040 They have their pants down so far that the butt is visible. 373 00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:04.360 A jibber. No nice dudes at all. 374 00:30:04.520 --> 00:30:08.560 - Snyrro? -An adjective describing jibber. 375 00:30:09.760 --> 00:30:11.760 -So-and-so? -Ugly. 376 00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:14.000 - Annoyed? -Annoying. 377 00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:19.000 -Good rap. Thank you very much. - It was great. 378 00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:22.760 -Who's turn is it? - Now comes Katy Wix. 379 00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:24.640 - Then we drive. -Yes. 380 00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:32.360 Come on, old lady. 381 00:30:32.520 --> 00:30:36.960 You are adorable You are so wonderful 382 00:30:37.120 --> 00:30:42.160 And you are so beautiful. Do you want...? 383 00:30:43.360 --> 00:30:48.160 Oh, you are… 384 00:30:48.320 --> 00:30:51.360 I don't hear. 385 00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:00.920 And I mean it. Many thanks to me. 386 00:31:01.080 --> 00:31:02.920 How nice. 387 00:31:03.080 --> 00:31:06.320 Okay, see you. Thanks. 388 00:31:10.560 --> 00:31:11.880 How beautiful. 389 00:31:12.040 --> 00:31:15.800 Will there be minus points because she sang with the rose in her mouth– 390 00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:21.160 –or is there a complex explanation? 391 00:31:22.280 --> 00:31:24.400 Katy has heard serenades before– 392 00:31:24.560 --> 00:31:29.720 -and anyone who has had a teenager guy with guitar in his mom's house– 393 00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:31.880 –knows how inconvenient it is. 394 00:31:32.040 --> 00:31:37.960 It's horrible and that was the message which Katy wanted to convey. 395 00:31:38.120 --> 00:31:41.120 So the rose in the mouth was a painting metaphor… 396 00:31:41.280 --> 00:31:44.040 –...for the awkwardness of young love? -Yes. 397 00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:46.400 Oh, no! He loves metaphors. 398 00:31:48.360 --> 00:31:50.760 - You do! - I do. 399 00:31:52.080 --> 00:31:57.520 -Who's turn is it? -The man with the voice, David Baddiel. 400 00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:59.480 Ready? 401 00:32:00.520 --> 00:32:05.280 Alas, David Baddiel i love you 402 00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:10.400 Even if you are me And dad is confusing 403 00:32:10.560 --> 00:32:13.600 Is it masturbation in a way? 404 00:32:13.760 --> 00:32:19.800 That's it. It is self-love And is strange to kiss 405 00:32:21.560 --> 00:32:25.160 But you're still the one, David 406 00:32:25.320 --> 00:32:29.200 Because you are nice as a spring 407 00:32:29.360 --> 00:32:32.920 No, wait a minute I have changed my mind 408 00:32:33.080 --> 00:32:39.000 Because from here it is obvious That you have lice in your hair 409 00:32:50.280 --> 00:32:56.040 Not to be shitty, at that unlikely to be your fifth listetta. 410 00:32:57.040 --> 00:33:00.520 You wrote the entire text in one go. 411 00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:04.040 I probably should have put in more time. 412 00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:05.640 -Alex? - Yes, Greg? 413 00:33:05.800 --> 00:33:09.440 -Part three is over. -What a mess. I'm pissed off. 414 00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:25.640 Welcome back to the last part. 415 00:33:25.800 --> 00:33:31.640 - Our contestants have sung serenades. - Yes, and completely removed himself. 416 00:33:31.800 --> 00:33:33.920 Now it's Ed Gamble's turn. 417 00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:48.080 I have searched all over the world 418 00:33:48.240 --> 00:33:52.480 After someone I can hold dear 419 00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:56.440 But no one was the right one I didn't find a girl 420 00:33:56.600 --> 00:34:00.440 Because there is no one I love more than me 421 00:34:00.600 --> 00:34:04.600 My beautiful eyes My hazel hair 422 00:34:04.760 --> 00:34:08.760 I want to caress my own milky white thighs 423 00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:12.920 I never think throw me in some river 424 00:34:13.080 --> 00:34:17.920 Because I've fallen in love in myself 425 00:34:27.720 --> 00:34:33.800 I like both the coquettish dwarf who enjoys the song– 426 00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:36.120 –and the crazy metal dude. 427 00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:38.320 - It was wonderful. -Thanks. 428 00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:41.440 If someone had sung that to me– 429 00:34:41.600 --> 00:34:45.560 -had I been on him like a huge spider. 430 00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:49.880 Like a huge spider. 431 00:34:50.040 --> 00:34:54.720 Last to create prose with a rose is Rose. 432 00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:04.280 No fragrance is more the best Than the one from my favorite horse 433 00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:09.800 For me it is right To order a bouquet 434 00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:11.640 Put off. 435 00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:17.160 You're wobbly as a boat And you make me so horny 436 00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:18.760 I'm blushing. 437 00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:24.440 Please be my girl Then I promise not to impregnate you 438 00:35:24.600 --> 00:35:30.360 I can't believe it's the two of us That we met in the corner of the city 439 00:35:30.520 --> 00:35:34.880 Loving yourself is taboo But oh my god 440 00:35:35.040 --> 00:35:41.800 But my dear Matafeo i love you 441 00:35:43.200 --> 00:35:46.440 Well done. What a fantastic song. 442 00:35:47.720 --> 00:35:50.880 To me? 443 00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:02.360 I'm flattered. 444 00:36:09.560 --> 00:36:13.200 -What a beautiful and modern song. -So? 445 00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:16.280 Not only did you express your love– 446 00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:20.200 - but you also promised not to impregnate yourself. 447 00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:22.880 It was very consensual. 448 00:36:25.080 --> 00:36:29.400 - It is really a difficult choice. -Okay. Certainly. 449 00:36:29.560 --> 00:36:34.040 You seek it the most the sensational serenade. 450 00:36:34.200 --> 00:36:38.240 David gets two points, of which 1.5 points are out of pure compassion. 451 00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:47.080 I give Katy three points. 452 00:36:47.240 --> 00:36:50.760 Because I don't know about the metaphor was intentional. 453 00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:54.160 I'll talk to her about it. 454 00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:55.680 -Are you going to? -No. 455 00:36:57.440 --> 00:37:02.880 I give up, because they all were brilliant in their own ways. 456 00:37:03.040 --> 00:37:07.040 So I give them all five points. 457 00:37:07.200 --> 00:37:10.480 Five points to Rose, Jo and Ed. 458 00:37:12.520 --> 00:37:15.360 It's time to stroll off to the stage– 459 00:37:15.520 --> 00:37:19.080 –for the last task of the episode! 460 00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:28.760 -Who will read the assignment? -Rose Matafeo. 461 00:37:31.200 --> 00:37:34.240 It's a drawing of a muscular woman. 462 00:37:35.120 --> 00:37:37.280 "Give Taskmaster a drink." 463 00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:41.880 "Whoever is the worst gets to leave the bar. Last person in the bar wins." 464 00:37:42.040 --> 00:37:46.160 The first person gets to start. And that's Ed. 465 00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:48.720 The rest can sit on the bar stools. 466 00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:53.600 -What would you like to drink? -A large vodka, please. 467 00:37:54.720 --> 00:37:57.280 -Be on point. - I do. 468 00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:02.240 It never goes well for me when I'm first out, so good luck. 469 00:38:11.600 --> 00:38:13.680 Your turn, Jo. Come to the bar. 470 00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:16.280 I need to dry a little first. 471 00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:19.520 A large vodka, please. 472 00:38:19.680 --> 00:38:23.920 Fuck you. No, okay then. 473 00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:32.720 Oh! 474 00:38:34.120 --> 00:38:36.280 A large vodka, please. 475 00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:41.000 Run this into your cryptex. Okay... 476 00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:46.760 Not bad. 477 00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:50.000 Ed is still last. 478 00:38:51.680 --> 00:38:54.200 -A large vodka, please. - Yes, my lord. 479 00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:01.280 Yes! 480 00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:03.960 Last out is David Baddiel. 481 00:39:04.120 --> 00:39:07.560 You have to beat Ed to advance to round two. 482 00:39:07.720 --> 00:39:11.920 - You, if anyone, should put this. -Okay. 483 00:39:12.080 --> 00:39:16.720 First I want to point out that I didn't get any applause. 484 00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:21.720 I get hurt. What would you like to drink? 485 00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:23.640 A large vodka, please. 486 00:39:24.720 --> 00:39:29.560 - Go ahead, you fat hawk. -Yes! 487 00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:36.160 -Ed was the worst in the first round. -Ed Gamble is out. 488 00:39:37.680 --> 00:39:41.360 Now it's Jo Brand's turn. 489 00:39:43.680 --> 00:39:46.200 – What do you want to drink? -A big gin. 490 00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:50.480 -Okay, gin. - Oh my god. 491 00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:59.040 - Now it's Rose Matafeo's turn. -Come on, Rose. 492 00:39:59.200 --> 00:40:01.120 A large gin, please. 493 00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:09.720 Katherine Ryan. 494 00:40:14.120 --> 00:40:16.680 -Careful. - She was careful. 495 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:19.520 Last out is David Baddiel. 496 00:40:24.480 --> 00:40:26.840 Stop being silly. 497 00:40:32.680 --> 00:40:34.000 Who was the worst? 498 00:40:34.160 --> 00:40:37.760 - Yes Brand was the worst. -Two points to Jo Brand. 499 00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:40.240 Next up is Rose Matafeo. 500 00:40:42.080 --> 00:40:45.640 – What do you want to drink? -A shot of sambuca. 501 00:40:51.040 --> 00:40:52.360 Hell. 502 00:40:52.520 --> 00:40:54.200 Damn. 503 00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:57.320 -Next, please. -Come on, Katherine. 504 00:41:03.520 --> 00:41:08.360 - It's still on the table. - It was difficult. 505 00:41:08.520 --> 00:41:11.960 -David Baddiel. -Thanks. Don't do that again. 506 00:41:12.120 --> 00:41:13.680 Please, not again. 507 00:41:16.680 --> 00:41:19.240 Yes! 508 00:41:20.520 --> 00:41:22.920 -Who was the worst? -Rose Matafeo. 509 00:41:23.080 --> 00:41:25.600 Rose Matafeo gets three points. 510 00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:29.880 Katherine Ryan awaits in the final against David Baddiel. 511 00:41:30.040 --> 00:41:34.160 - I would like a glass of white wine, please. -Katherine begins. 512 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:40.520 -Last round. -What a terrible wine. 513 00:41:40.680 --> 00:41:44.640 – You play for Katy. -Okay, Katy loves wine. 514 00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:50.200 - It's still on the table. - Good job. 515 00:41:52.600 --> 00:41:55.160 Last out is David Baddiel. 516 00:42:08.680 --> 00:42:12.120 He tore defeat from the jaws of victory. 517 00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:15.120 Then we'll see how the final score was. 518 00:42:24.440 --> 00:42:27.960 Ed got a point in the last round. 519 00:42:28.120 --> 00:42:32.480 Jo gets two points, Rose three and David four points. 520 00:42:32.640 --> 00:42:36.000 Amazing Katherine Ryan gets five points. 521 00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:39.640 Thank you. 522 00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:42.200 Katy will surely be overjoyed. 523 00:42:42.360 --> 00:42:45.880 Yes, and the winner with 19 points is Ed Gamble! 524 00:42:46.040 --> 00:42:49.880 Ed Gamble! 525 00:42:50.040 --> 00:42:53.640 Ed Gamble wins! It's that simple. 526 00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:57.400 Go have fun with yours field based gifts. 527 00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:02.800 What have we learned today? We have learned that times change. 528 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:06.200 The other day my grandmother moved put together a nice cake. 529 00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:09.480 She's a gangster and grandpa is a jibber. 530 00:43:09.640 --> 00:43:14.320 A big thank you to Katherine Ryan. Hope Katy comes next week. 531 00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:20.960 It's bedtime for the people back home and party time for winner Ed Gamble!